Sunday, 20 March 2011

Sod's Law of Parenting.

  1. If you forget a set of spare clothes child will mess its pants or spill huge amounts of food/drink down its self.
  2. If you count your nappies on 'normal' use and delay buying more, child will poo six times in one day.
  3. If you have an early morning start and long day ahead, even if child has slept through for weeks, it will wake five times that night.
  4. If you are in a quiet waiting room or the like child will break wind very loudly.
  5. If you are running late and have lots to do child will not sit quietly and watch Cbeebies.

If you have more please feel free to add them below....