10 things you never wanted to know about me.

I got tagged in a meme by Jenny at Mummy Mishaps. I have done my duty and answered the questions below.....


1. What is your porn star name? (Name of your first pet .....your Mothers maiden name). 

Misty Otto ( nothing is 'pornstar' with the surname Otto! )

2. Your most delectable piece of lingerie?

I had some gold hotpants once, i won't go into what happened to them.

3. Be a famous person for a day - who and why?

Katie Price - I'd sack her management, dump Alex and apologise to Pete.

4. Your neighbour's dog chews up your prized, and very expensive, Manolos. What do you do?

Shoot it.

5. If you could only eat three things for the rest of your life, what would they be?

Burgers. Chips. Ketchup.

6. Caught speeding. How do you get out of it?

Charm and chat.

7. Secret crush as an adult?

Robert Lindsey-My Family.

8. Which side of the bed do you sleep on?

Right.

9. Snog, Marry, Avoid?

Jake Gyllenhaal, Simon Cowell, Tom Cruise.

10. Rudest word you have in your (child-free) vocabulary?

It is what i call James Corden and it starts with C.